Ken-Korrupt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chrono Trigger Tale's EP1]

HRM

But why mario-themed?

Shining-Darkness responds:

youll see in part 2

[Retard-ed]

Listen

My name is ed, and I am mentally handicapped. I am having a non-retard type this for me, as I am very retarded & being so, I am unable to NOT do things without incorperating said retardation in them.

Your movie made me cry and I told my mother. She called OSHA and we're going to arrange a big retard dog pile ontop of you after you get outta school one day. OSHA deals with tardpiles, you know. And we'll leave you there, under that large pile of tard, and eventually you will drown in the drools and drizzles that will inevitably trickle down as time passes.

You will hate retards & gravity that day, my friend.

I am also angry at the frequency which you use the word retard. Thats very tasteless.

Patchco responds:

I see your point... But i know your story is false, and if your name is ed, and your retarted, i guess my story was true?

[Gamer Elite: Episode 3]

Wait wait wait

So you are actually 23, old enough to know better - & you stain the memory of 'Captain N the game master' with a bunch of contemporary music?

How in anyones mind, could that be right?

The characters should have tails, in case they have trouble balancing with theyre exagerrated heads.

MetalMaverick responds:

And Captain N's portrayal of Simon Belmont as a self centered pretty boy and Mother Brain as a diva was not a stain? I'm also old enough to remember what wasn't great about Captain N. I'm simply reimagining it in a way that I like, and with music I like.

[alrity then]

Whaddawho

Was that a sweathog?

ssjjackass responds:

pardon me?

[Shucka-wucka]

Marcus says that shit all the time..

anyhow I liked your flash. I've always been partial to turtles & the style you presented the animation in was also extremely appealing to me.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Thanks.

[Poor Monkey 2 : Heffalump]

Yes!

Gold! Fucking Gold!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha~!

No American voices in Flash!

ashens responds:

Thanks.

There are American voices in Flash - I've heard them. And they're often very good.

[The Return of OCP]

Yeah

Flash Rocked.

Good luck with your 'career' in clocks & locks.

Haha some people....

AubergineLock responds:

Thanks for the review =D

[Cow Hunting]

Wow

This was the greatest ever. I'm glad that flash like this finds its way into semi-permanence - for everyone to see, whenever.

Make more with different animals... & different styles of cars 'n rap music.

The possibilities are endless.

NeroCaesar responds:

Well I'm glad some one could apreciate, my humor. You my friend are the reason why I make Flashes, not to entertain all but to give a few people a chuckle.

[Clock Crew Inc.-BreakTime]

Nice work.

But I'd like to call attention to something I always find really funny...

...you know... when somebody mentions something about the voices of the Clocks in thier review... how bad it sounds, etc... I think thats fucking hilarious.

Especially when thier names are something like... toocool002 ... THAT is the icing on the cake.

ThePurityClock responds:

7! My lucky...hey...add 3!!!! lol j/k but thanks!

[Perce The Greek]

I've got to say

That was probably one of the most accurate depictions of ancient greek life, that I've seen.

However, you could have included a bit of man-boy love - it IS the heart & soul of Greek Civilization.

No American voices helped, too.

blobbostuff responds:

Lol. Thanks. Nothing spoils a colonial mood more than an American accent!